| Author's Note |
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| Acknowledgments |
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| Introduction |
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Why Henry the Duck Moved On |
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5 | (2) |
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7 | (3) |
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10 | (3) |
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13 | (3) |
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16 | (3) |
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Time Management Can't Start Too Young |
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19 | (3) |
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John, Paul, George, and Ringo |
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22 | (2) |
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24 | (3) |
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Pregnancy and Motherhood, Multiplication and Division |
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27 | (18) |
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Equal Opportunities: A Pause for a Brief Nine-and-a-Half Month Interlude from the Perspectives of a Pregnant Woman and Her Husband |
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27 | (6) |
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Some of the Only Stories that Matter |
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33 | (2) |
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35 | (2) |
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37 | (3) |
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If I Don't Worry, Who Will? |
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40 | (2) |
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42 | (3) |
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45 | (18) |
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45 | (2) |
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47 | (3) |
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50 | (2) |
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Ulysses S. Grant Sends His Regrets |
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52 | (3) |
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My Husband, the Psychologist |
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55 | (3) |
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58 | (5) |
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Men and Women, Women and Men |
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63 | (16) |
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63 | (2) |
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65 | (2) |
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Men and Machines and the Women Who Love Them |
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67 | (3) |
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Chick Flicks: Crying Is Its Own Reward |
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70 | (2) |
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72 | (3) |
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75 | (4) |
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Holidays, Seasons, and Other Special Occasions |
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79 | (20) |
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79 | (3) |
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82 | (2) |
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Just Another First Day of School |
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84 | (3) |
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87 | (2) |
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Holiday Newsletters, Round 1 |
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89 | (2) |
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Holiday Newsletters, Round 2 |
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91 | (4) |
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Holiday Newsletters, Round 3 |
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95 | (4) |
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99 | (24) |
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99 | (3) |
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Tales of the Telecommuter |
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102 | (3) |
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First Names and Formalities |
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105 | (2) |
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107 | (3) |
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110 | (2) |
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112 | (3) |
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115 | (2) |
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117 | (3) |
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120 | (3) |
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My Favorite Governmental Bodies |
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123 | (12) |
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The Real Marriage Penalty |
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123 | (2) |
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125 | (3) |
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Empowering and Humanizing the IRS |
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128 | (3) |
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Job Advice from Monica Lewinsky |
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131 | (4) |
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135 | (8) |
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135 | (2) |
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The Tree in the Middle of the Street |
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137 | (3) |
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Autumn Happened Last Thursday |
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140 | (3) |
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143 | (10) |
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Riding with the Road Warrior |
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143 | (2) |
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145 | (3) |
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Carefully Wrapped Packages |
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148 | (5) |
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153 | (14) |
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I Don't Get Tough, Mr. Gittes |
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153 | (3) |
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Rejection Builds Character |
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156 | (2) |
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Survival Tips for the Book Festival World |
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158 | (3) |
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161 | (2) |
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163 | (4) |
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Too Damned Many Growth Experiences |
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167 | (14) |
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167 | (2) |
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169 | (2) |
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171 | (3) |
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174 | (3) |
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177 | (4) |
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181 | (16) |
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181 | (2) |
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Celebrity Interviews Are So Unfair! |
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183 | (3) |
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186 | (2) |
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Whose Pain Are You Feeling? |
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188 | (3) |
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191 | (2) |
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In Praise of Proper Punctuation |
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193 | (4) |
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Aging---But Forget About the ``Gracefully'' Part |
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197 | (10) |
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197 | (2) |
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199 | (3) |
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My Hollywood Career Is Over |
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202 | (2) |
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204 | (3) |
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Music I'd Almost Forgotten |
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