Penis Pokey
by Behrens, ChristopherEdition: Board
Format: Hardcover
Pub. Date: 2006-06-01
Publisher(s): Quirk Books
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Summary
This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missinga??a banana, perhaps, or a firehose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away thestrangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.
Author Biography
Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world.
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