Introduction to the Second Edition |
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Old, New, Borrowed, Blue |
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5 | (1) |
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6 | (5) |
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11 | (12) |
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23 | (6) |
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29 | (8) |
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37 | (5) |
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42 | (1) |
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43 | (5) |
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48 | (1) |
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49 | (4) |
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I Am Growing Old and Gray |
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53 | (2) |
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55 | (6) |
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61 | (3) |
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64 | (4) |
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68 | (4) |
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72 | (3) |
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75 | (4) |
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The Gatesville Cannonball |
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79 | (2) |
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81 | (5) |
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86 | (3) |
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89 | (6) |
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95 | (6) |
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101 | (4) |
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I Went Down to New Orleans |
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105 | (2) |
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My God, How the Money Rolls In |
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107 | (7) |
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Life Presents a Dismal Picture |
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114 | (2) |
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116 | (3) |
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119 | (3) |
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The Bastard King of England |
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122 | (3) |
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125 | (3) |
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She Was Poor but She Was Honest I |
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128 | (4) |
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She Was Poor but She Was Honest II |
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132 | (2) |
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The Hairs on Her Dicky Di Do |
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134 | (3) |
As American As Mom's Apple Pie |
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137 | (132) |
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137 | (12) |
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149 | (5) |
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154 | (4) |
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158 | (4) |
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162 | (7) |
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169 | (1) |
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169 | (2) |
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171 | (2) |
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173 | (7) |
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180 | (2) |
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182 | (1) |
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182 | (4) |
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186 | (6) |
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Gonna Tie My Pecker to My Leg |
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192 | (2) |
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While Hanging Around Town |
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194 | (1) |
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195 | (3) |
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198 | (2) |
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200 | (2) |
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202 | (2) |
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204 | (6) |
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210 | (2) |
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Walking Down Canal Street |
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212 | (2) |
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214 | (2) |
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216 | (8) |
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224 | (2) |
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226 | (2) |
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228 | (3) |
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231 | (4) |
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235 | (4) |
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Footprints on the Dashboard |
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239 | (1) |
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Caviar Comes from Virgin Sturgeon |
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240 | (3) |
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The Sexual Life of the Camel |
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243 | (2) |
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I Used to Work in Chicago |
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245 | (6) |
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I Want to Play Piano in a Whorehouse |
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251 | (1) |
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252 | (1) |
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253 | (3) |
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256 | (8) |
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256 | (3) |
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259 | (1) |
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260 | (1) |
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Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen |
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261 | (1) |
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262 | (2) |
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264 | (5) |
The Second-Hand Muse |
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269 | (26) |
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269 | (1) |
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270 | (1) |
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271 | (3) |
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Casey Got Hit with a Bucket of Shit |
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274 | (1) |
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274 | (1) |
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In the Good Old Summer Time |
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274 | (1) |
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275 | (1) |
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275 | (1) |
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276 | (1) |
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276 | (1) |
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In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree |
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277 | (1) |
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By the Light of a Flickering Match |
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278 | (1) |
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Put on Your Old Gray Bustle |
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278 | (1) |
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Let Me Ball You Sweetheart |
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279 | (1) |
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280 | (1) |
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281 | (1) |
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In That Little Pink Nightie |
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282 | (1) |
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282 | (1) |
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283 | (1) |
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284 | (1) |
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285 | (1) |
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286 | (2) |
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I've Got a Start on a Twelve-Inch Hard-on |
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288 | (1) |
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289 | (1) |
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The Object of My Affection |
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289 | (1) |
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289 | (1) |
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290 | (1) |
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The Last Time I Saw Paris |
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290 | (1) |
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291 | (1) |
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Sunday, Monday and Always |
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291 | (1) |
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292 | (1) |
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292 | (1) |
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293 | (1) |
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293 | (2) |
Undergraduates Coarse |
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295 | (82) |
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295 | (6) |
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301 | (7) |
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308 | (7) |
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315 | (3) |
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318 | (2) |
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Billy Go Leary Or I Clapped My Hand on Her Thigh A Very Celebrated Flash Song |
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320 | (3) |
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323 | (2) |
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325 | (2) |
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327 | (5) |
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332 | (4) |
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336 | (2) |
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Balls to Mister Banglestein |
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338 | (1) |
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Last Night I Stayed Up Late to Masturbate |
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339 | (2) |
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341 | (3) |
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344 | (2) |
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When the End of the Month Rolls Around |
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346 | (2) |
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High Above a Theta's Garter |
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348 | (2) |
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350 | (1) |
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351 | (2) |
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353 | (1) |
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Take Your Man Around the Corner |
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354 | (1) |
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354 | (3) |
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357 | (2) |
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359 | (2) |
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361 | (1) |
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361 | (2) |
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Sam, Sam, the Lavatory Man |
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363 | (1) |
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363 | (2) |
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365 | (3) |
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368 | (4) |
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372 | (1) |
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373 | (1) |
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Uncle Joe and Aunty Mabel |
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374 | (3) |
Bless 'Em All |
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377 | (38) |
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379 | (5) |
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I Don't Want to Join the Army |
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384 | (2) |
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386 | (6) |
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392 | (2) |
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394 | (4) |
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398 | (2) |
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400 | (3) |
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403 | (1) |
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404 | (2) |
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406 | (1) |
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407 | (3) |
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410 | (2) |
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412 | (3) |
Bibliography |
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Index |
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